While waiting for the clouds to bugger off, he focused his attention on a more interesting subject. His whale-wife doing laps in the pool.
The tranquility of the blue water was occasionally interrupted by two fingers
Doing the breaststroke & surprising Chris with poses each time I came up for air
Sometimes, shark infested oceans are safer than apartment pools
Pissed off with some inconsiderate Korean kids who threw their slipper into the pool as I was swimming. Waiting for them to fall into the water so I can drown them
"ANYUNGHASEYOO you motherfucking brats!!!!"