The opening sequence alone is enough to make you wet your pants. OooOOooH!
I tried getting old episodes of Saber Rider & The Star Sherriffs to relive my childhood crush. They weren't easy to find, and my extended digging uncovered a dirty little secret on what I thought was an American series.
It's actually a JAPANESE cartoon!!
The original name is Seijūshi Bisumaruku (Star Musketeer Bismarck).
And ... FIREBALL is the real leader of the team, the Japanese dude in the red costume! Saber Rider (black dude) was just a British sidekick, along with Colt (blue dude) the American cowboy sidekick.
The ORIGINAL Japanese opening sequence
When the rights were purchased by the American network WEP, they tried to turn the blond, blue-eyed Aryan boy Saber Rider into the hero because the rednecks of America couldn't relate to a Japanese hero!
WTF. All my childhood memories ... destroyed in an instant!
But, it did clear up a lot of confusion I had as a child.
Like, if Saber Rider is the hero, why is he never in the traditional "hero" spots? How come it's always Fireball?? For example ...
- Fireball sits in the middle of Ramrod's (a giant ass Voltron-like robot) control centre, not Saber Rider :
There he is, the guy in red
- Fireball operates Ramrod's main controls. HE presses the button which converts Ramrod to "Challenge Mode", not Saber Rider :
That's Fireball's finger, right there ...
- Fireball is in all the "hero" spots, and gets all the psychedelic "hero" background animation during the opening sequence, not Saber Rider :
A cool James Bond-type opening scene ...
Saber Rider only has lame scenes spliced from the cartoon itself. They didn't bother to draw any special opening scenes for him.
- Fireball got the girl, not Saber Rider! He and April apparently end up together at the close of the series, despite her unrequited crush on Saber Rider. She probably didn't realise Saber Rider was gay :
I think he preferred to use his "sabre" on the Outriders ... hur ... hur
Poor little me, living with this misconception all these years - but now WEP's sneaky attempt at rebranding the hero of the cartoon has finally been revealed, and the wool has fallen from my (and hopefully, YOUR) eyes!
I'm glad to say that if a child could spot the inconsistencies, WEP had hopefully failed in their efforts to make the hero a white dude. All those "creative" edits (including a re-drawing of 6 episodes) and I STILL thought Fireball was the hero.
And now I know that poncy ol' Saber Rider was a phony!
So much for white supremacy. And my childhood crush.